Subject: Exaggerations


Humorous overstated descriptions of things or conditions taken to ridiculous extremes.

He is so fat… when he joined Overeaters Anonymous and they make him a chapter.

He is so fat… he can't even jump to a conclusion.

His head is so big… he has to step into his shirts.

She is so fat… she laid on the beach and people tried to push her back into the ocean.

He is so stupid… mind readers charge him half price.

He is so old… when he was in school they didn’t teach history!

He is so stupid… he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet.

She is so thin… she doesn’t cast a shadow.

I've seen insects walking around with kneepads.

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer

She is so ugly… when she goes swimming the tide goes out.

He is so ugly… the psychiatrist makes him lie face down.

He is so fat… when he gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

He is so fat… his blood type is Ragu.

So windy he could blow up an onion sack.

It is so hot… the cows arre giving evaporated milk.

She is so fat… she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

He is so fat… his driver's license says, “picture continued on other side.”

It was so cold… flashers were just describing themselves.

I saw a mosquito in Alaska so big… I could see his brand.

It was so cold… the politicians had their hands in their own pockets.

It is so hot… I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts.

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