Subject: Exaggerations


Humorous overstated descriptions of things or conditions taken to ridiculous extremes.

His car is so expensive the radiator requires Perrier.

She’s so ugly… when she entered an ugly contest the judges said, "No professionals."

She is so fat… she broke the family tree.

He is so dumb… his dog teaches him tricks.

It is so hot… no shirt, no pants, no problem.

He is so fat… when he gets his shoes shined he has to take the man's word for it.

It is so hot… by the time I got home from buying eggs, I had twelve chicks in the bag.

It is so hot… I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

He is so ugly… his doctor is a vet.

He is so fat… when his beeper goes off, people think he's backing up.

She is so thin… she doesn’t cast a shadow.

He is so ugly… robbers give him their masks to wear.

She is so fat… at the zoo, the elephants throw peanuts at her.

He is so fat… in the summer he can sell shade.

She is so ugly… when she walks into a haunted house, she came out with a paycheck.

She is so old… she used to baby-sit Jesus.

He is so fat… his high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Hagi could open a tin of beans with his left foot.

English football player

He is so fat… his driver's license says, “picture continued on other side.”

His nose is so big… he could smoke a cigar in the shower.

She is so fat… when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

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