Subject: Exaggerations

Exaggerations:

Humorous overstated descriptions of things or conditions taken to ridiculous extremes.

He is so ugly… he has to sneak up on his mirror.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

It is so hot… potatoes cook underground.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so stupid… it takes him an hour to cook Minute Rice.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

She's so fat… when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… his high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It is so hot… I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

She is so fat… when she was a kid she could only play seek.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so short… you can see her feet on her driver's license picture.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

It was so cold… we didn't clean the house – we just defrosted it.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

She’s so ugly… when she entered an ugly contest the judges said, "No professionals."

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She is so fat… she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… when he joined Overeaters Anonymous and they make him a chapter.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… he can't even jump to a conclusion.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so dumb, blondes tell jokes about him.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

She is so fat… at the zoo, the elephants throw peanuts at her.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so ugly… robbers give him their masks to wear.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She is so old… she was the waitress at the last supper.

Age Exaggerations Old

She is so fat… she laid on the beach and people tried to push her back into the ocean.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so old… he owes Jesus a quarter.

Age Exaggerations Old

She is so old… she used to baby-sit Jesus.

Age Exaggerations Old