Subject: Exaggerations (Page 3)

He is so fat… his blood type is Ragu.

His nose is so big… he has to lift it to eat.

She’s so ugly she makes onions cry.

She is so fat… when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

It is so hot… I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts.

He is so poor… he can't even pay attention.

She is so fat… the police told her to break it up.

He is so fat… when his beeper goes off, people think he's backing up.

The mosquitoes in Louisiana are so big, they can stand flat foot and screw a chicken!

It was so cold… I chipped a tooth on my soup.

She is so fat… when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

He is so old… when he was in school they didn’t teach history!

It is so hot… I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

She is so ugly… when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end.

It was so cold… when we milked the cows, we got ice cream.

She is so old… she was the waitress at the last supper.

He is so fat… his high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

He is so stupid… mind readers charge him half price.

It is so hot… the cows arre giving evaporated milk.

His ears are so big… he heard the sun come up.

Hagi could open a tin of beans with his left foot.

English football player