Subject: Exaggerations (Page 4)

It is so hot… today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so fat… he had his own area code.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so old… she used to baby-sit Jesus.

Age Exaggerations Old

She is so fat… at the zoo, the elephants throw peanuts at her.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so ugly… the psychiatrist makes him lie face down.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She is so old… she's in God's year book.

Age Exaggerations Old

He is so fat… I had to take a train and two buses just to get on his good side.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

His car is so expensive the radiator requires Perrier.

Autos Exaggerations Things

She is so fat… when she was a kid she could only play seek.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so stupid… she stared at an orange juice carton for twenty minutes because the label said "concentrate."

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

She is so fat… when you tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so dumb… his dog teaches him tricks.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so fat… when he ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… when he gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so fat… she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so stupid… she took a blood test and failed.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so fat… people jump over him rather than go around.

Appearance Exaggerations Fat

He is so stupid… mind readers charge him half price.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so fat… his blood type is Ragu.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

The mosquitoes in Louisiana are so big, they can stand flat foot and screw a chicken!

Animals Exaggerations

His car is so expensive that instead of a stereo, Pavaratti takes requests from the back seat.

Autos Exaggerations Things