Subject: Exaggerations (Page 5)

She is so fat… her favorite meal is seconds.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… in the summer he can sell shade.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

His car is so expensive that instead of a stereo, Pavaratti takes requests from the back seat.

Autos Exaggerations Things

She is so ugly… when she walks into a haunted house, she came out with a paycheck.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She is so old… she was the waitress at the last supper.

Age Exaggerations Old

It was so cold… pickpockets were sticking their hands in strangers' pockets to keep warm.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

He is so fat… when he ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so fat… she laid on the beach and people tried to push her back into the ocean.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so ugly… the psychiatrist makes him lie face down.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so fat… when he gets his shoes shined he has to take the man's word for it.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so ugly… his doctor is a vet.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so fat… he's on both sides of the family.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It was so cold… I chipped a tooth on my soup.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

It was so cold… my shadow froze to the sidewalk.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

She is so fat… the police told her to break it up.

Appearance Exaggerations Fat

She is so old… she used to baby-sit Jesus.

Age Exaggerations Old

He is so ugly… robbers give him their masks to wear.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He is so fat… his high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so dumb, blondes tell jokes about him.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

She is so fat… when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so thin… she doesn’t cast a shadow.

Appearance Body Exaggerations