Subject: Expressions


Humorous colloquialisms, idioms and expressions containing exaggeration, hyperbole & regional slang from around the country, though particularly from rural America.

He’d gripe with a ham under each arm.

Jesus loves him, but he is the only one.

You look like you have been drug through a knot hole backwards.

Ain’t nobody out at that time a night but burglars and bad women.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the rider.

Looks like he’s been sortin’ wildcats.

He could sell socks to a rooster.

Hotter than a depot stove

Busier than a puppy in room full of rubber balls.

He couldn’t grow pole beans in a pile of horse shit.

That baby's cuter than a speckled pup in a red wagon.

Don't corner something that is meaner than you.

He was grinning like a butchers dog.

That politician is so crooked he can hide behind a corkscrew.

She could eat an apple through a picket fence.

Amber days

If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.

He was shaking like a 50¢ ladder.

Happy as a frog in God's pocket

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's rainin'!

Proud as a dog with two tails

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