Subject: Expressions (Page 2)

She has got 10 foot pole marks all over her.

She's tall enough to go duck huntin' with a rake.

Can a one-legged duck swim in a circle?

So skinny she’d have to stand up twice to make a shadow.

That room was so small you couldn’t cuss a cat without gettting fur in your mouth!

Well tie me to an anthill and fill my ears with jam!

He's too lazy to scratch his own ass.

He could sell socks to a rooster.

If you are going to get the grief, you might as well get the gravy.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the rider.

Cute as a duck in a hat.

Raising kids is like being pecked to death by a chicken.

Smilin’ like a goat in a briarpatch

Can't find his ass with two hands and a flashlight

He couldn’t grow pole beans in a pile of horse shit.

We were so poor we had to eat dough for breakfast and sit out in the sun for lunch!

He’s so mean, he’d bite himself.

He looks like the hindquarters of bad luck.

Nigher

When I ask what time it is – I don't need to know how the watch is built.

He could wear a top hat and walk under a snake’s belly.