Subject: Expressions (Page 2)

He’s so mean, he’d bite himself.

He goes to church on Sunday, steals chickens on Monday.

Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow

If I was doin’ any better, I’d have ta hire somebody to help me enjoy it!

She’s so big, it takes two men and a boy just to look at her.

She looks better goin than comin!

Wound up tighter than an eight-day clock

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the rider.

She’s a tall drink of water.

Happier than a pig in slop

She was so tall if she fell down she would be halfway home.

It's so flat you can look down the road and see the back of your head!

He’s about as awkward as a cow on crutches.

Slicker than a greased eel.

He’d steal flies from a blind spider.

Crazier than a dog in a hubcap factory

He ain’t got enough sense to poor piss out of a boot.

That politician is so crooked he can hide behind a corkscrew.

You’re prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!

You could start an argument in an empty house.

That baby's cuter than a speckled pup in a red wagon.