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He’s so mean, he’d bite himself.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Bad
Mean
He goes to church on Sunday, steals chickens on Monday.
Anonymous
Beliefs
Expressions
Honesty
Behavior
Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow
Anonymous
Expressions
Going the long way to get somewhere
If I was doin’ any better, I’d have ta hire somebody to help me enjoy it!
Anonymous
Emotions
Expressions
Happiness
Life
She’s so big, it takes two men and a boy just to look at her.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Fat
She looks better goin than comin!
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Ugly
Wound up tighter than an eight-day clock
Anonymous
Expressions
Nervous
Tense
I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the rider.
Anonymous
Expressions
Food/Drink
Hunger
She’s a tall drink of water.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Tall
Thin
Happier than a pig in slop
Anonymous
Emotions
Expressions
Happiness
She was so tall if she fell down she would be halfway home.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Height
Tall
It's so flat you can look down the road and see the back of your head!
Anonymous
Expressions
Places
Flat
Terrain
He’s about as awkward as a cow on crutches.
Anonymous
Expressions
Clumsy
Uncoordinated
Slicker than a greased eel.
Country expression
Characteristics
Expressions
Slick
Slippery
Untrustworthy
He’d steal flies from a blind spider.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Honesty
A cheat
A thief
Crazier than a dog in a hubcap factory
Anonymous
Expressions
Crazy
He ain’t got enough sense to poor piss out of a boot.
Anonymous
Expressions
Intelligence
Stupidity
That politician is so crooked he can hide behind a corkscrew.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Honesty
You’re prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Cute
Pretty
You could start an argument in an empty house.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Argumentative
That baby's cuter than a speckled pup in a red wagon.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Reference to being cute or precious
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