Subject: Expressions (Page 3)

Smilin’ like a goat in a briarpatch

Appearance Expressions

Raising kids is like being pecked to death by a chicken.

Children Expressions Family

Does a fat boy like cake.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

Deep pockets… short arms

Expressions

They live so deep in the woods they kept possums as yard dogs.

Animals Expressions Places Situations

I wouldn’t speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying ice.

Expressions Insults Opinion

You are so lazy if you had a third hand, you’d need a third pocket to put it in.

Characteristics Expressions

You could start an argument in an empty house.

Characteristics Expressions

He’s got more dollars than cents.

Expressions Intelligence

I’d sooner be in hell with my back broke.

Expressions Situations

She’s a tall drink of water.

Appearance Body Expressions

You’re prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!

Appearance Expressions

He couldn’t find his ass with a flashlight and a roadmap.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

He's too lazy to scratch his own ass.

Characteristics Expressions

Like socks on a rooster

Expressions

Stompin’ grounds

Expressions

Ugly as a moose chewin ice

Appearance Expressions Ugly

He’s crooked as a barrel full of fish hooks.

Characteristics Expressions Honesty Insults

Tougher than a boiled owl.

Expressions

Ain’t nobody out at that time a night but burglars and bad women.

Expressions Time

Well tie me to an anthill and fill my ears with jam!

Expressions