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Queer as a three dollar bill.
Country expression
Expressions
Homosexual
Very odd
Quit spitting on the handle and get to hoeing.
Anonymous
Expressions
Work
Nigher
Country definition
Expressions
Nearer
She looks better goin than comin!
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Ugly
He’s so crooked that when he dies, they’re going to have to screw him into the ground.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Honesty
Unethical
Slicker than a greased eel.
Country expression
Characteristics
Expressions
Slick
Slippery
Untrustworthy
She has got 10 foot pole marks all over her.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Ugly
In high cotton
Country expression
Expressions
Doing well monetarily
Other expressions
He's as crooked as a barrel of snakes.
Anonymous
Expressions
Dishonest
Happier than a pig in slop
Anonymous
Emotions
Expressions
Happiness
He could sell socks to a rooster.
Anonymous
Communication
Expressions
A good salesman
He's convincing
He was shaking like a 50¢ ladder.
Anonymous
Expressions
Nervous
Shaking
Grinning like the butcher's dog
Anonymous
Expressions
Grinning
Smiling
Everybody and his dog was there.
Anonymous
Expressions
People
It was well attended
Looks like he’s been sortin’ wildcats.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Disheveled
In a mess
If someone told him to haul ass he'd have to make six trips.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Fat
It’s so hot I could spit fire.
Country expression
Expressions
Other expressions
Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow
Anonymous
Expressions
Going the long way to get somewhere
I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the rider.
Anonymous
Expressions
Food/Drink
Hunger
Smilin’ like a goat in a briarpatch
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Grinning
Smiling
If you don't want someone to get your goat, don't let them know where it's tied.
Anonymous
Expressions
Don’t let someone know your sensitive spots
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