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He’s too stingy to give you the time of day.
Country expression
Expressions
Frugal
Money
Stingy
Grinning like the butcher's dog
Anonymous
Expressions
Grinning
Smiling
She looks better goin than comin!
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Ugly
Doesn't take too many of those to make a dozen.
Country expression
Expressions
Said of something very large
Size
He could wear a top hat and walk under a snake’s belly.
Anonymous
Expressions
Dishonest
He lies so bad he hires somebody to call his dogs.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Honesty
Lies
Her mouth looks like a jaybird’s ass in pokeberry time.
Country expression
Appearance
Expressions
Said of a woman wearing too much lipstick
He's as crooked as a barrel of snakes.
Anonymous
Expressions
Dishonest
Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?
Anonymous
Expressions
Marriage
He’s so crooked that when he dies, they’re going to have to screw him into the ground.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Honesty
Unethical
He’s so lazy he wouldn’t work in a pie factory.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Work
Laziness
Nervous as a hound pissing peach pits
Anonymous
Emotions
Expressions
Nervous
If you told her to haul butt, she would have to make two trips.
Country expression
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Fat
He breathes through his nose to keep from wearing out his teeth.
Anonymous
Expressions
Frugal
He’s so skinny, his pants had only one back pocket.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Skinny
Thin
That baby's cuter than a speckled pup in a red wagon.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Reference to being cute or precious
If I was doin’ any better, I’d have ta hire somebody to help me enjoy it!
Anonymous
Emotions
Expressions
Happiness
Life
They live so deep in the woods they kept possums as yard dogs.
Anonymous
Animals
Expressions
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Situations
Rural
Slicker than a greased eel.
Country expression
Characteristics
Expressions
Slick
Slippery
Untrustworthy
He’s crooked as a barrel full of fish hooks.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Honesty
Insults
Cheat
Liars
Not to be trusted
Tougher than a boiled owl.
Anonymous
Expressions
Tough
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