Subject: Expressions (Page 4)

He’s too stingy to give you the time of day.

Grinning like the butcher's dog

She looks better goin than comin!

Doesn't take too many of those to make a dozen.

He could wear a top hat and walk under a snake’s belly.

He lies so bad he hires somebody to call his dogs.

Her mouth looks like a jaybird’s ass in pokeberry time.

He's as crooked as a barrel of snakes.

Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?

He’s so crooked that when he dies, they’re going to have to screw him into the ground.

He’s so lazy he wouldn’t work in a pie factory.

Nervous as a hound pissing peach pits

If you told her to haul butt, she would have to make two trips.

He breathes through his nose to keep from wearing out his teeth.

He’s so skinny, his pants had only one back pocket.

That baby's cuter than a speckled pup in a red wagon.

If I was doin’ any better, I’d have ta hire somebody to help me enjoy it!

They live so deep in the woods they kept possums as yard dogs.

Slicker than a greased eel.

He’s crooked as a barrel full of fish hooks.

Tougher than a boiled owl.