Subject: Expressions (Page 5)

Not enough to say grace over.

Expressions Food/Drink

If you are going to get the grief, you might as well get the gravy.

Expressions

He’s too stingy to give you the time of day.

Expressions Frugal Money

He couldn’t find his ass with a flashlight and a roadmap.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.

Expressions Heat Science/Weather

I’d sooner be in hell with my back broke.

Expressions Situations

You could start an argument in an empty house.

Characteristics Expressions

If you told her to haul butt, she would have to make two trips.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow

Expressions

He ain’t got enough sense to poor piss out of a boot.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

Couldn’t find his rear with his hands in his back pockets

Expressions Fools Intelligence Stupidity

Looks like he’s been sortin’ wildcats.

Appearance Expressions

Faster than a dog's tail in a meat market.

Expressions Time

Stompin’ grounds

Expressions

Nervous as a hound pissing peach pits

Emotions Expressions

That politician is so crooked he can hide behind a corkscrew.

Characteristics Expressions Honesty

Tougher than a boiled owl.

Expressions

Doesn't take too many of those to make a dozen.

Expressions

Barefooted as a yard dog.

Expressions

Does a fat boy like cake.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

Busier than a puppy in room full of rubber balls.

Expressions