Subject: Expressions (Page 5)

So windy he could blow up an onion sack.

Communication Exaggerations Expressions Speech

Nervous as a hound pissing peach pits

Emotions Expressions

He could sell socks to a rooster.

Communication Expressions

Ornery as an old pine knot

Expressions

She’s so big, it takes two men and a boy just to look at her.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

Nervous as a cat in a room full of rockers

Characteristics Emotions Expressions

He couldn’t find his ass with a flashlight and a roadmap.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

He was grinnin like a possum eatin a sweet tater.

Expressions

Much obliged

Expressions

She's tall enough to go duck huntin' with a rake.

Appearance Body Expressions

If someone told him to haul ass he'd have to make six trips.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

… since God's dog was a pup

Expressions Past Time

Queer as a three dollar bill.

Expressions

Crazier than a dog in a hubcap factory

Expressions

Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow

Expressions

Don't corner something that is meaner than you.

Expressions Situations

Couldn't scratch his ass if he had a tiger in both hands.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

She was so tall if she fell down she would be halfway home.

Appearance Body Expressions

He ain’t got enough sense to poor piss out of a boot.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

That politician is so crooked he can hide behind a corkscrew.

Characteristics Expressions Honesty

Does a fat boy like cake.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat