Subject: Food/Drink » Alcohol

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

(1919 – 1991) American comedian & actor

Harry Payne Bosterly: You’re drunk!

Harold: And you’re crazy. But I’ll be sober tomorrow and you’ll be crazy for the rest of your life.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

The only cure for a real hangover is death.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

Alcohol is a good preservative for everything but brains.

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'Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

The best research [for playing a drunk] is being a British actor for 20 years.

(1933 – ) English actor

There wasn't a man alive who could drink me into bed!

(1907 – 1982) American journalist, editor & author

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

It's quite true I'm not drinking anymore; however, I'm not drinking any less either.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason… now I have a reason.

(1924 – 1992) English comedian & actor

Never buy a drink for the road, because the road is already laid out.

(1933 – 1998) comedian & actor

Hangover: The moaning after the night before.

His brain is a half-inch layer of champagne poured over a bucket of Methodist near-beer.

(1873 – 1945) journalist & author

There can be nothing more frequent than an occasional drink.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.

(1547 – 1616) Spanish novelist, poet & playwright

Man: I have no sympathy for a man who is intoxicated all the time.

Fields: A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkenness – or so good as drink.

(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist

I got so drunk one night I woke up in a chalk outline.

American comedian

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Of course, now I touch nothing stronger than buttermilk: 90-proof buttermilk.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
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