Subject: Food/Drink » Beer

Yeah… I remember my first beer.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

Never program and drink beer at the same time.

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline; it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

(1940 – 1993) composer, guitarist, record producer & film director

How’s about a beer, Norm?

That’s that amber sudsy stuff, right? I’ve heard good things about it.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Beer… so much more than just a breakfast drink.

Woody: What’s going on Mr. Peterson?

Norm: A flashing sign in my gut that says, ‘Insert beer here.’

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Woody: What’s going on Mr. Peterson?

Norm: The question is, “What’s going in Mr. Peterson?” A beer please, Woody.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Beer with no alcohol — what a waste; that is like a nun with a D-cup.

(1958 – ) American actress & stand-up comedian

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia?

(1771 – 1845) English writer & Anglican clergyman

What would you say to a beer, Normie?

Daddy wuvs you.”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

There is no such thing as a short beer. (As in, "I'm going to stop off at Joe's for a short beer on the way home.")

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.

Follow seven beers with a couple of scotches and a thimble of good marijuana, and it's funny how sleep just sort of comes on its own.

(1921 – 2001) Welsh comedian & singer

Whaddya say, Norm?

Well, I never met a beer I didn’t drink.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Science is seeking a cure for thirst and I happen to be the guinea pig.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Coach: What can I do for you, Norm?

Norm: I am going to need something to kill time before my second beer. How about a first one?

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

You might be a redneck if… your your idea of high-quality entertainment is a six-pack and a bug-zapper.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

Sam: What’s the story Norm?

Norm: Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Hey I’m high on life, Coach… of course, beer is my life.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

You might be a redneck if… you take a six-pack cooler to church.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer