Subject: Food/Drink » Beer

All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

You might be a redneck if… you take a six-pack cooler to church.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

You might be a redneck if… a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

Sam: What’s new Normie?

Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They’ve taken over my stomach and they’re demanding beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline; it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

(1940 – 1993) composer, guitarist, record producer & film director

Woody, next time you order beer, be more specific than “lots.”

(1947) is an American actor, author & producer

Coach: How’s life treating you Norm?

Norm: Like I just ran over its dog.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

His [Ben Affleck's] ideal woman is a stripper with a Budweiser in each hand.

(1972 – ) American actress

Coach: What will it be, Normie?

Norm: A transfusion with a head on it.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Kidney: A complex organ used to convert beer into urine.

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine.

What would you say to a beer, Normie?

Daddy wuvs you.”

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

What would you say to a beer, Norm?

Hi ya, sailor. New in town?

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Friends don't let friends drink Light Beer. 

There is no such thing as a short beer. (As in, "I'm going to stop off at Joe's for a short beer on the way home.")

Coach: Would you like a beer, Norm?

Norm: I’d like to see something in a size 54 sudzy.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

[To Norm, coming in from the rain] Still pouring, Norm?

That’s funny, I was about to ask you the same thing.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

I thought I would have a quiet pint … and about 17 noisy ones.

British rugby player

The closest thing I have to a nutritionist is the Carlsberg Beer Company.

(1976 – ) Irish actor

Woody: What’s going on Mr. Peterson?

Norm: The question is, “What’s going in Mr. Peterson?” A beer please, Woody.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor













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