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Aah beer, the cause of – and solution to – all life’s problems.

Homer Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Beer TV/Movie Quotes

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.

W.C. Fields

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Age Alcohol Beer Food/Drink Young

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Anonymous

Activities Beer Food/Drink Fishing

Time to cleanse my palette – I’m gonna get a beer.

John Mahoney

(1940 – 2018) English-American actor & comedian

Beer Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes As Martin Crane in “Frasier”

You might be a redneck if… a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.

Jeff Foxworthy

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

Beer Food/Drink People Rednecks KFC

Woody, next time you order beer, be more specific than “lots.”

Ted Danson

(1947) is an American actor, author & producer

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Sam Malone in “Cheers”

Woody: Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Alright, but stop me at one… make that one-thirty.

Norm

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

Woody: What’s going on Mr. Peterson?
Norm: A flashing sign in my gut that says, ‘Insert beer here.’

Norm

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

Sam: What’s the story Norm?
Norm: Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer.

Norm

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

Woody: What’s the story Mr. Peterson?
Norm: The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let’s cut to the happy ending.

Norm

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

How’s about a beer, Norm?
That’s that amber sudsy stuff, right? I’ve heard good things about it.

Norm

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

Pretty women make us buy beer… ugly women make us drink beer.

Ed O’Neill

(1946 – ) American actor

Beer Women As Al Bundy in “Married With Children”

Sam: What’s new Normie?
Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They’ve taken over my stomach and they’re demanding beer.

Norm

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia?

Reverend Sydney Smith

(1771 – 1845) English writer & Anglican clergyman

Beer England Food/Drink Places

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline; it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

Frank Zappa

(1940 – 1993) composer, guitarist, record producer & film director

Beer Food/Drink

Call me old-fashioned Cliff, but the only thing I like floating in my beer is my liver.

Norm

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers” Liver

What would you say to a beer, Norm?
Hi ya, sailor. New in town?

Norm

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

You might be a redneck if… you take a six-pack cooler to church.

Jeff Foxworthy

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

Beer People Rednecks Church

The great thing about golf – and this is the reason why a lot of health experts like me recommend it – you can drink beer and ride in a cart while you play.

Dave Barry

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

Beer Food/Drink Golf Sports

Woody: Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: No, I’d like a dead cat in a glass.

Norm

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Beer As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

Sam: What’d you like Normie?
Norm: A reason to live. Give me another beer.

Norm

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

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Subject: Food/Drink » Beer (Page 3)

Aah beer, the cause of – and solution to – all life’s problems.

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Time to cleanse my palette – I’m gonna get a beer.

You might be a redneck if… a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.

Woody, next time you order beer, be more specific than “lots.”

Woody: Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Alright, but stop me at one… make that one-thirty.

Woody: What’s going on Mr. Peterson?
Norm: A flashing sign in my gut that says, ‘Insert beer here.’

Sam: What’s the story Norm?
Norm: Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer.

Woody: What’s the story Mr. Peterson?
Norm: The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let’s cut to the happy ending.

How’s about a beer, Norm?
That’s that amber sudsy stuff, right? I’ve heard good things about it.

Pretty women make us buy beer… ugly women make us drink beer.

Sam: What’s new Normie?
Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They’ve taken over my stomach and they’re demanding beer.

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia?

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline; it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

Call me old-fashioned Cliff, but the only thing I like floating in my beer is my liver.

What would you say to a beer, Norm?
Hi ya, sailor. New in town?

You might be a redneck if… you take a six-pack cooler to church.

The great thing about golf – and this is the reason why a lot of health experts like me recommend it – you can drink beer and ride in a cart while you play.

Woody: Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: No, I’d like a dead cat in a glass.

Sam: What’d you like Normie?
Norm: A reason to live. Give me another beer.