Subject: Food/Drink » Eating

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: eat out.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

The way to a man's stomach is through his mouth.

When you are served a meal aboard an aircraft, the aircraft will encounter turbulence.

Acting is pretending, and the most difficult part is pretending you’re eating regularly.

Edible underwear?… even during sex, we can't stop eating.

(1965 – 2010) American stand-up comedian & television personality

I eat like a vulture… unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

(1936 – 2014) American standup comedian, actor & author

A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.

(1897-1987) actress & comedian

Americans can eat garbage, provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup, mustard, chili sauce, Tabasco sauce, cayenne pepper, or any other condiment which destroys the original flavor of the dish.

(1891 – 1980) novelist & painter

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti.

(1890 – 1957) author & journalist

Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

Beware the hobby that eats.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

Do not taste food while you’re cooking… you may lose your nerve to eat it.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one.

(1927 – 2007) American newspaper columnist

Eating will now be an entirely new ball game. I might have to buy a new pair of trousers.

English jockey

Rich people are just like us though they now eat their meals off square shaped plates.

(1970 –) American stand-up comedian

I love Grape Nuts – except, lots of times, I forget to put milk on them the night before I want to eat them.

American cinematographer & television director

Men are very strange.; when they wake up in the morning they want things like toast. I don’t have those recipes

(1952 – ) comedian

I'm a vegetarian… well I'm not hardcore because I eat meat, but only because I like the taste.

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer

I’m a postmodern vegetarian… I eat meat ironically.

(1965 – ) English comedian, musician, actor & author

Whenever you see the word “cuisine” used instead of the word “food,” be prepared to pay an additional eighty percent.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

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