Subject: Food/Drink » Eating

I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

I’m a postmodern vegetarian… I eat meat ironically.

(1965 – ) English comedian, musician, actor & author

When I was pregnant, my friends sneered: ‘Eating for two, are we?’… I said, get lost, I’m not cutting down.

(1957 – ) British stand-up comedian

I'm a vegetarian… well I'm not hardcore because I eat meat, but only because I like the taste.

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer

If you want to eat well in England, eat three breakfasts.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist

I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time,” so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

I won’t eat anything that has intelligent life, but I’d gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

(1934 – 1982) English writer, comedian & actor

Our rabbi is so poor that if he didn’t fast every Monday and Thursday, he’d starve to death.

Gluttony: A sign something is eating us.

The quality of food in restaurants is in inverse proportion to the number of signed celebrity photographs on the walls.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one.

(1927 – 2007) American newspaper columnist

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Rose: I just can’t eat a greasy cheeseburger in the middle of the day anymore. Doesn’t it bloat you?

Doris: Bloat me? No, it doesn’t bloat me! Actually I thought it went real well with the spare ribs I had for breakfast.


A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.

(1897-1987) actress & comedian

If people were forced to eat what they killed, there would be no more wars.

(1936 – 1989) American social & political activist

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

Acting is pretending, and the most difficult part is pretending you’re eating regularly.

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

If you can eat anything you want to, what’s the fun in eating anything you want to?

(1956 – ) movie actor













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