Subject: Food/Drink » Eating

Since I had my gastric bypass surgery in 1998, I eat like a bird… unfortunately, that bird is a California condor.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.

(1903 – 1985) American chef & food writer

So I was eating this cereal, and I had all these questions and comments; luckily there was a number on the box.

(1973 – ) American comedian

We were so poor we had to eat dough for breakfast and sit out in the sun for lunch!

Is she fat? … Her favorite food is seconds.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

The French, they say, live to eat; the English, on the other hand, eat to die.

(1949 – ) English novelist

Avoid fruit and nuts; you are what you eat.

(1945 –) American cartoonist (Garfield)

A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.

(1897-1987) actress & comedian

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.


A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

(1936 – 2014) American standup comedian, actor & author

My DNA is cheeseburgers.

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one.

(1927 – 2007) American newspaper columnist

I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Whenever you see the word “cuisine” used instead of the word “food,” be prepared to pay an additional eighty percent.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Do not taste food while you’re cooking… you may lose your nerve to eat it.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

No matter how many good tables are free, you will always be given the worst available.

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors – eat out.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

The worse thing about eating an entire block of cheese by yourself is everything I just said.

American comedian

Rose: I just can’t eat a greasy cheeseburger in the middle of the day anymore. Doesn’t it bloat you?

Doris: Bloat me? No, it doesn’t bloat me! Actually I thought it went real well with the spare ribs I had for breakfast.


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