Subject: Food/Drink » Eating

No man is alone eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

(1890 – 1957) author & journalist

So I was eating this cereal, and I had all these questions and comments; luckily there was a number on the box.

(1973 – ) American comedian

As a kid, I got three meals a day… oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal.

(1952 – ) American bodyguard & actor

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

(1906 – 1989) American poet & author

They say Flintstonesvitamins are chewable; all vitamins are chewable, it's just that they taste shitty.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around.

(1903 – 1985) American chef & food writer

If you think eggplant is good, you should try any other food; it’s much better.

(1983 – ) Israeli-American comedian, actor, writer & television host

Fiber: Edible wood-pulp said to aid digestion and prolong life, so that we might enjoy another six or eight years in which to consume wood-pulp.

The quality of food in restaurants is in inverse proportion to the number of signed celebrity photographs on the walls.

I'm a vegetarian… well I'm not hardcore because I eat meat, but only because I like the taste.

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer

Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you can go pay $18 for eggs? Now, you’re thinking.

(1968 – ) American stand-up comedian

Rich people are just like us though they now eat their meals off square shaped plates.

(1970 –) American stand-up comedian

I’m on a seafood diet… I see food, I eat it.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & actress

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping; men invade another country.

(1952 – ) comedian

Overeat: To dine.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

I’ve never been in a rotating restaurant, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, I put her on it, and I gave her a burrito.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

The French, they say, live to eat; the English, on the other hand, eat to die.

(1949 – ) English novelist

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

I'm not saying it's right; I'm just saying, every night millions of people go to bed hungry, and every day we bury perfectly good cuts of meat.

American comedian & writer

Diet: Something to take the starch out of you.