Subject: Government » Elections/Voting (Page 4)

You win some, you lose some, and then there's that little known third category.

(1948 – ) U.S. vice president & politician, author & environmentalist

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

It’s not the voting that’s democracy, it’s the counting.

(1937 – ) British playwright & screenwriter

Politicians are always trying to convince you that they can solve the unemployment problem if you'll just give them a job.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

Electile Dysfunction: The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party.

I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist