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The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Don’t ever be the first, don’t ever be the last and don’t ever volunteer to do anything.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Odd objects attract fire… never lurk behind one.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Any military project will take twice as long as planned, cost twice as much, and produce only half of what is wanted.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Don’t look conspicuous – in the combat, it draws fire; out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants.

Military Murphy’s Laws

A good many people feel that our present draft laws are unjust; these people are called soldiers

(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign
Government Military

All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Nobody can ever learn our military's secrets — unless, you know, they happen to have the Discovery Channel… then, it's pretty easy, just tune in for a few minutes.

(1974 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
Entertainment Government Military Television

If it moves, salute it; if it doesn't move, pick it up; if you can't pick it up, paint it.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Suppressive fires – won’t.

Military Murphy’s Laws

It isn't necessary to be an idiot to be a senior officer, but it sure helps.

Military

If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.

Military Murphy’s Laws Problems

We are not retreating, we are advancing in another direction.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Whenever you lose contact with the enemy, look behind you.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Fortify your front; you’ll get your rear shot up.

Military Murphy’s Laws

When in doubt, empty the magazine.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

The surest way to become a pacifist is to join the infantry.

(1921 – 2003) American editorial cartoonist
Conflict Government Military War

If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything.

Military

The enemy invariably attacks on one of two occasions:
1. When you’re ready for them. 2. When you’re not ready for them.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Troops: Expendable bodies sent by the government to stop bullets during obscure foreign uprisings.

Definitions Military

If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.

Military Murphy’s Laws