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Any order that can be misunderstood has been misunderstood.

Military Murphy’s Laws Understanding

The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.

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Don’t draw fire, it irritates the people around you.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Any ship can be a minesweeper… once.

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The seriousness of a wound (in a firefight) is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover.

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No one ever carries too much ammo.

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Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.

Military Murphy’s Laws

As soon as you are served hot chow in the field, it rains

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Rear: In American military matters, that exposed part of the army that is nearest to Congress.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.

Military Murphy’s Laws War

If you are short of everything except enemy, you are in combat.

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Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Neutral countries – aren’t.

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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war… just a greater emphasis on military apparel.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
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The enemy invariably attacks on one of two occasions:
1. When you’re ready for them. 2. When you’re not ready for them.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.

Military Murphy’s Laws Problems

Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.

Military Murphy’s Laws

All other things being equal, the side with the simplest uniforms wins.

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Any military project will take twice as long as planned, cost twice as much, and produce only half of what is wanted.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
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