Subject: Government » Military (Page 3)

A good many people feel that our present draft laws are unjust; these people are called soldiers

(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign
Government Military

The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.

Military Murphy’s Laws War

Never worry about the bullet with your name on it; instead, worry about shrapnel addressed to 'occupant.’

Conflict Government Military Murphy’s Laws War

If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything.

Military

Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

If the enemy is in range, so are you!

Military Murphy’s Laws

Friendly fire – isn’t.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons!

Arms Conflict Military Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

I wanted to join the Army… the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be'… they told me it wasn't enough.

(1966 – ) American stand-up comic
Government Military

All battles are fought at the junction of two or more map sheets… printed at different scales.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.

(1946 – ) American actor, voice actor & comedian
Government Military

Whenever you lose contact with the enemy, look behind you.

Military Murphy’s Laws

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war… just a greater emphasis on military apparel.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
Clothing Conflict Government Military War

The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Don’t draw fire, it irritates the people around you.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Odd objects attract fire… never lurk behind one.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Professional soldiers are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.

Military

The difficult we do immediately; the impossible takes a little while longer.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If you don’t want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Appearance Clothing Government Military

If you are short of everything except enemy, you are in combat.

Conflict Military Murphy’s Laws War