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If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Mines are equal opportunity weapons.
A Murphy's Military Law
Arms
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Mines
Don’t look conspicuous – in the combat, it draws fire; out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Conspicuous
All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Any order that can be misunderstood
has
been misunderstood.
Army Axiom
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Understanding
Orders
The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.
A Murphy's Military Law
Arms
Intelligence
Military
Rear: In American military matters, that exposed part of the army that is nearest to Congress.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Congress
Definitions
Military
Rear
If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Solutions
The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Buddy system
Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
A Murphy's Military Law
Arms
Military
Money
Murphy’s Laws
The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Admiral: A general at sea.
Anonymous
Definitions
Military
Admiral
The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.
A Murphy's Military Law
Clothing
Military
Murphy’s Laws
It was announced Thursday that the Army will allow recruits to sign up for just 15 months of active duty; if that doesn’t work, the military will try renaming Iraq ‘Super Cancun.’
Amy Poehler
(1971 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer
Government
Military
TV/Movie Quotes
Military Expert: One who tells you what’s going to happen tomorrow – then tells you why it didn’t.
Anonymous
Definitions
Government
Military
Military Expert
Don’t draw fire, it irritates the people around you.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.
Murphy's 11th Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
War
Try to look unimportant, because the bad guys may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Professional soldiers are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs.
A Murphy’s Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Soldiers
The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
All other things being equal, the side with the simplest uniforms wins.
A Murphy's Military Law
Appearance
Clothing
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Plowshares
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