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The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? … have the people we’ve been bombing over the years been complaining?
George Wallace
(1952 – ) American comedian & actor
Government
Military
As soon as you are served hot chow in the field, it rains
A Murphy's Military Law
Food/Drink
Military
Murphy’s Laws
If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.
A Murphy's Military Law
Communication
Military
Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Bravery
The enemy invariably attacks on one of two occasions:
1. When you’re ready for them. 2. When you’re not ready for them.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Enemies
If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
Murphy's Sixth Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Enemies
Sergeants
A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Injuries
Odd objects attract fire… never lurk behind one.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
As you know, you go to war with the army you have, not the army you might want or wish to have at a later time.
Donald Rumsfeld
(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense
Conflict
Military
War
All other things being equal, the side with the simplest uniforms wins.
A Murphy's Military Law
Appearance
Clothing
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Plowshares
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
America
Intelligence
Language
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Places
Contradiction
The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.
A Murphy's Military Law
Arms
Intelligence
Military
The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.
Murphy's 11th Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
War
A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
When you have women in that situation [the military] it just creates a whole new set of dynamics which are distracting to training these men to kill or be killed.
Christine O'Donnell
(1969 – ) U.S. Representative (Delaware)
Government
Military
Misspokements
People
Women
The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.
A Murphy's Military Law
Health
Military
Murphy’s Laws
If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will have more than your fair share to take.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
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