Subject: Government » Politicians (Page 7)

Mondale’s Offensive Looks Hard to Beat

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The mistake a lot of politicians make is forgetting they’ve been appointed and thinking they’ve been anointed.

(1900 – 1989) American politician
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Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of your trousers.

(1858 – 1932) American physicist, physician & humorist
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Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working honest Americans; it’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity… but then – we elected them.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer
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The reason there are so few female politicians is that it’s too much trouble putting make-up on two faces.

Australian comedian & actress
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Democrats Are Sexy. Who Ever Heard of Good Piece of Elephant.

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Many of these guys on death row have done heinous things, but when we as a people sink to their level and execute them, then we’re no better than Republicans.

American comedian & writer
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In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
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No politician talks taxes during an election year.

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Science Confirms: Politicians Lie

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I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats; I tell them the truth and they never believe me.

(1810 – 1861) Italian political figure
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I belong to no organized party… I am a Democrat.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
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