Subject: Headlines

Headlines:

Actual headlines as they have appeared in newspapers or other printed publications – though occasionally as subtitles from film or television.

Squirrel Turns City Dark, Sets Grass Fire

Kayaking Is Hard When the Water Is Frozen

Amnesia Costs Accountant 11 Years

Peruvian Head Takes Mystery Trip

Long Island Stiffens For Lili's Blow

Phallus Museum Erected in Reykjavik

Security Firm Loses Oakland Airport

Carter Ticks Off Black Help

Head In Pot Lands Man In Can

Playboy Playmate Blows Three Times

Woman Skydiver on Trial in Belgium for Love-triangle Parachute Murder

Congratulations!!! Dixie Normous, Byron, MN

Jury Gets Drunk Driving Case Here

Pupils Train As Counsellors To Help Upset Classmates

System Fails To Catch Hermaphrodite Cattle

Silent Teamster Boss Gets Unusual Punishment, Lawyer

Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 In '84

Straw's Pledge To Rape Victims

Stolen Painting Found By Tree

Cardigan Keeps Hampshire Cosy

Mondale's Offensive Looks Hard To Beat