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168 Goats Roam LA Freeway
168 Goats Killed In Accident
Associated Press
Headlines
Two minutes apart
Oprah, Madonna Talk Marriage
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How Many Condoms Is Enough?
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Freshman Talley Makes Best of Her 2 Soggy Holes
The Courier-Journal
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Bowling Green KY
Golf
Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
Headline
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Nudist Welfareman's Model Wife Fell For the Chinese Hypnotist From the Co-op Bacon Factory
British New of the World
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Man Fights Ravenous Moth With Sex
Victoria (BC) Times-Colonist
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Oil Barge Breaks Off Texas
Associated Press
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Golfer Charged With Drunken Driving
Associated Press
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Fire destroys go-go bar and leaves 4 men homeless
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Hairdo Kills Mum
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The Daily Mirror
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Britain To Free Children From Soccer Slavery
The Times
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Bible Church's Focus is the Bible
Saint Augustine Record Florida
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Bible
House Republicans Are Split on Why They’re Divided
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Ohioans Cautioned Against Using Toilet Bowl Cleaner On Their Hair
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Lennon Guitar sells for £20,000. No Strings Attached.
Liverpool Daily Post and Echo
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Half-Blind Swede Loses Battle for Half-Price TV
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Reuters
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Aliens Found At Pentagon
Sutton On Sunday
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Ducks Banned From Duck Pond
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Families Jettison Meals At Table
The Times
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Blind Users Stymied By New Internet Graphics
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