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168 Goats Roam LA Freeway

168 Goats Killed In Accident

Oprah, Madonna Talk Marriage

How Many Condoms Is Enough?

Freshman Talley Makes Best of Her 2 Soggy Holes

Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire

Nudist Welfareman's Model Wife Fell For the Chinese Hypnotist From the Co-op Bacon Factory

Man Fights Ravenous Moth With Sex

Oil Barge Breaks Off Texas

Golfer Charged With Drunken Driving

Fire destroys go-go bar and leaves 4 men homeless

Hairdo Kills Mum

Britain To Free Children From Soccer Slavery

Bible Church's Focus is the Bible

House Republicans Are Split on Why They’re Divided

Ohioans Cautioned Against Using Toilet Bowl Cleaner On Their Hair

Lennon Guitar sells for £20,000. No Strings Attached.

Half-Blind Swede Loses Battle for Half-Price TV

Aliens Found At Pentagon

Ducks Banned From Duck Pond

Families Jettison Meals At Table

Blind Users Stymied By New Internet Graphics