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MP's To Take A Close Look At Pornography
Edinburgh Evening News
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Sterilizations Solves Problems for Pets, Owners
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Sadness Is No. 1 Reason Men And Women Cry
Omaha World Herald
Headlines
Peruvian Head Takes Mystery Trip
Seattle Times
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Buzzing Undies Makes Shopper Faint
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[Wearing battery operated ‘Passion Pants’]
Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft
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Ottawa May Tackle Homeless
The Toronto Star
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Viagra Blamed for 69 Deaths
Ceefax News Page
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Sex Scandal Vicar Seeks New Position
Headline
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IRAQ: Children Living without Limbs Lack Support
Reuters
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Man of God Kicks Dog In Head
Peterborough Eve. Telegraph
Headlines
Detroit News-Free Press
Detroit News-Free Press
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Upon merger of Detroit News with the Free Press
Man Driving Replica Of A-Team Van Rams Patrol Car
The Orlando (Floriday) Sentinel
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Mole's Conviction Is Quashed
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Wiltshire Times
Gore Stands Behind Clinton
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Salesman Says He Left 4 Large Rings in Malden Bathtub
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Police Chief’s Pledge To Murder Witness
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Pygmy Caught In Mousetrap
Python Savages Parrot
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109 Bus Found at South Pole
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Cougars Stuff Bears
In Pulaski County Virginia
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Strike Over, Twinkie Shortage Ends
Associated Press
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