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Chances of Rape Today About 70% and Sunshine For Us Tomorrow

Passengers Hit By Cancelled Trains

Girl Hit By Car In Hospital

Rolling Stones Give Free Concert – No One Killed

Jerk Injures Neck, Wins Award

Less Formal Orthodox Church Sought

Church Plan Upsets Brothel

Voting Down but Political Humor Up

Man Shoots Self With Ax

Moose Cheese To Oust Dung As Swedish Souvenir

Girls’ Schools Still Offering ‘Something Special’ – Head

QE 2 Theft: Three Fined

Miami Considers Staying Put

Jupiter Man Jailed, Accused Of Urinating On Woman In Hobe Sound Bathroom

Man Tries To Pay For Dinner With A Bag Of Pot

Man Jailed For Exaggerating Pain

Smaller Families Require Less Food

Chocolate Biscuit Bites Man In Midnight Snack Attack

Chinks Found On New Train To China

Cow Disarms Soldier, Another Kills Witch

Buffalo Swept Off Feet By Choir