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Chances of Rape Today About 70% and Sunshine For Us Tomorrow
An unidentified television station in Georgia
Headlines
Passengers Hit By Cancelled Trains
Headline
Headlines
Girl Hit By Car In Hospital
Edinburgh Evening News
Headlines
Rolling Stones Give Free Concert – No One Killed
Reuters
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Jerk Injures Neck, Wins Award
The Buffalo News
Headlines
The Buffalo News
Less Formal Orthodox Church Sought
Associated Press
Headlines
Church Plan Upsets Brothel
Headline
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Adelaide (Australia) Advertiser
Voting Down but Political Humor Up
Associated Press
Headlines
Man Shoots Self With Ax
unidentified news service
Headlines
Moose Cheese To Oust Dung As Swedish Souvenir
Headline
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Girls’ Schools Still Offering ‘Something Special’ – Head
The Gloucestershire Echo
Headlines
In England
QE 2 Theft: Three Fined
Headline
Headlines
Miami Considers Staying Put
The New York Times
Headlines
Jupiter Man Jailed, Accused Of Urinating On Woman In Hobe Sound Bathroom
News Channel 5
Headlines
Hobe Sound Florida
Man Tries To Pay For Dinner With A Bag Of Pot
Buffalo News.com
Headlines
In Niagara Falls
Man Jailed For Exaggerating Pain
Brisbane (Australia) Courier-Mail
Headlines
Smaller Families Require Less Food
Headline
Headlines
Chocolate Biscuit Bites Man In Midnight Snack Attack
The Shetland Times
Headlines
Chinks Found On New Train To China
A newspaper in Asia
Headlines
Cow Disarms Soldier, Another Kills Witch
Headline
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Buffalo Swept Off Feet By Choir
Headline
Headlines
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