Subject: Headlines (Page 5)

Crash Courses for Private Pilots

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Sneak Attack By Soviet Bloc Not Foreseen

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Mayor’s Ball Is Back On The Menu

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Passengers Hit By Cancelled Trains

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Bulge In Trousers Was Ecstasy

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Heads In Short Supply

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Euro MP Due To Visit Pluto

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Nickers Leave Hospital Crutchless

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The Best Ways to Lead Employees: Bad Management Practices

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Man Ate Stolen Ice Cream Sandwich He Kept in Pants

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Drunk, Pregnant Mom Leaves Baby In Car To Get Piercing

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Pink-Clad Pooch Stolen from Gay Bar by Man With Britney Tattoo

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New Tabloid "Owned By God"

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Science Confirms: Politicians Lie

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Study: Long-Term Marijuana Use Harms Mermory

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‘I was bashed with a dildo by man in leather mask… and he killed my dog‘

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Gas Rig Men Grilled By Villagers

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Mexican Leader Crashes To Earth

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Law Prohibits Swearing Around the Dead

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School Bans All Kinds Of Nuts On Campus

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Elves Laid Off as Santa Feels Pinch

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