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Babies Are What The Mother Eats
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Man Hurt When Compacted in Garbage Truck
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Figures Show It: Americans Putting On Those Pounds
Bismarck Tribune
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Trooper Fired After Hat Fib, Wants Back In
In Raleigh NC
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Diana Was Still Alive Hours Before She Died
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Why Americans Love to Hate Government
Reuters
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Whatever Their Motives, Moms Who Kill Kids Still Shock Us
Holland Sentinal
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Bomb Hit By Library
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‘We Hate Math,’ Say 4 in 10 – A Majority of Americans
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Math
Cliches, to Be Honest with You, Drive Us Mad
Reuters
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Lawyer Frees Own Killer
News Of The World
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Politician Says Too Busy to Cheat on His Wife
Reuters
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Sterilizations Solves Problems, For Pets, Owners
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Church Homes Shut For Employing Christians
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Zookeepers Suspended for Eating Animals
Reuters
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Shops Put "In Peril By Flowers"
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EU Official Hunts Rubber Duck To Near Extinction
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Half-Clothed Woman In Hot Pink Duct Tape Attacks, Injures 3 Cops
KOMO News
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In Seattle Washington
Giantkillers Stretch Town To The Limit
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Testicles On Sale
The Nambian
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Young Boys Wankdorf Erection Relief
Reuters
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Referring to the Swiss soccer team ‘Young Boys Bern’
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