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Hollywood Squares
(Page 2)
Peter Marshall: True or false… many of our highways and railroads were built directly on the trails left by bison?Paul Lynde: So that’s why the roads are so bumpy.
Paul Lynde
(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares
John Davidson: What state was originally divided into three sections?Joan Rivers: Raymond Burr.
Joan Rivers
(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: Who are Mark Trail, Steve Roper and Tank McNamara?Paul Lynde: Oh, you found my address book!
Paul Lynde
(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: Pride, anger, covetousness, lust, gluttony, envy, and sloth are collectively known as what?Paul Lynde: The Bill of Rights.
Paul Lynde
(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: If the Six Million Dollar Man and the Bionic Woman were to have a baby, would it be a bionic baby? George Gobel: Yes, but it would require three doctors, a ground crew and a disposable net.
George Gobel
(1919 – 1991) American comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: Who was known as “Old Blood and Guts?” Paul Lynde: Barbara Stanwyck.
Paul Lynde
(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: Paul, True or false… occasionally, a bull moose will hear the horn of diesel train and will run to it thinking that it is its lover?Paul Lynde: And heaven help the conductor!
Paul Lynde
(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: According to
The People’s Almanac,
what do they call it when one person is engaged in kissing, fondling, and caressing with another person?George Gobel: In show business, we call it an interview.
George Gobel
(1919 – 1991) American comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics. What is the other? Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
Paul Lynde
(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: Whose motto is “Do Your Best?”Paul Lynde: I guess we can rule out Jimmy Carter…
Paul Lynde
(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: True or false – drinking can make you hard of hearing.Charley Weaver: What?
Charley Weaver
Cliff Arquette (1905 – 1974) American actor & comedian
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: True or false… according to the Bible, you are a sinner?Paul Lynde: As long as they spelled my name right.
Paul Lynde
(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: A recent navy picture had Admiral Zumwalt kissing Admiral Duirk. Why?Paul Lynde: Too long at sea!
Paul Lynde
(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: Charley, you’ve just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during your first year? Charley Weaver: Of course not, Peter. I’m too busy growing strawberries!
Charley Weaver
Cliff Arquette (1905 – 1974) American actor & comedian
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: True or false… there is a Catholic parish in Las Vegas that holds services in a topless discotheque?George Gobel: Yes, and there's a sign that says "Do not tip or touch the choir."
George Gobel
(1919 – 1991) American comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: What do most dentists say you should do with your dentures when you go to bed?Charlie Weaver: Out at the home, we throw them into the center of the room and have a swap party.
Charley Weaver
Cliff Arquette (1905 – 1974) American actor & comedian
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: Billy Graham recently called it “our great hope in a confusing and ever-changing world.” What is it?Paul Lynde: Pampers.
Paul Lynde
(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: Paul, who was famous for saying, “On King, on huskies?”Paul Lynde: Queen Mary.
Paul Lynde
(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: George, does Elizabeth Taylor smoke?George Gobel: She has one cigarette after every meal, which amounts to… two packs a day.
George Gobel
(1919 – 1991) American comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: Your sheep has a temperature of 102. Is she normal?Burt Reynolds: People think I’m not normal because I keep taking her temperature.
Burt Reynolds
(1936 – 2018) American actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: Julie Nixon Eisenhower recently told reporters “You don’t know what a relief it is not to worry about having them around all the time!.” What are “they?” Paul Lynde: Mom and Dad.
Paul Lynde
(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
Hollywood Squares
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