Subject: Insults (Page 2)

A little emasculated mass of inanity.

(1858 – 1919) 26th U.S. president

Such a little man could not have made so big a depression.

(1884 – 1968) American pacifist & Socialist Party presidential candidate

He was humane but not human.

(1894 – 1962) American poet, painter, essayist, author & playwright

When Charlie Finley had his heart operation it took eight hours…. seven just to find his heart.

professional baseball pitcher

I don’t hate you… I just don’t like that you exist.

(1975 – ) American author

If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

Roseanne Barr is a bowling ball looking for an alley.

Richard Blackwell (1922 – 2008) fashion critic, journalist, & designer

If life was a party, he wasn’t even in the kitchen.

(1948 – ) English novelist

And this is your grandson, huh? Oh, wonderful boy! Yeah, he’s a good boy. Now I know why tigers eat their young.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

"Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse… but enough about Kanye West."

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

The difference between journalism and literature is that journalism is unreadable and literature is never read.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

If he ever had a bright idea it would be beginner's luck.

(1956 – ) American lawyer & novelist

Of course we all know that Morris was a wonderful all-round man, but the act of walking round him has always tired me.

(1872 – 1956) English essayist, parodist & caricaturist

Has the mathematical abilities of a Clydesdale.

(1947 – ) comedian & television host

Devotees of awful filmmaking can't go wrong with this one.

movie critic

If ignorance ever goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights on George Bush's head.

(1943 – ) U.S. agriculture commissioner, columnist, activist & author

His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there’s scarcely a hole in it anywhere.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor.

American author

I thought he was a young man of promise; but it appears he was a young man of promises.

(1848 – 1930) British Conservative politician & statesman

Come on in, Frank… make yourself at home – hit somebody.

(1926 – 2017) American stand-up comedian & actor

Nixon is a purposeless man, but I have great faith in his cowardice.

(1930 – 2017) American journalist & author