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German in the most extravagantly ugly language – it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747.
Willie Rushton
(1937 – 1996) English cartoonist, satirist, comedian & actor
Communication
Insults
Language
German
Sound
She ought to be arrested for loitering in front of an orchestra.
Bette Midler
(1945 – ) singer, actress & comedian
Entertainment
Insults
About Helen Reddy
Performing
Singing
He is a man suffering from petrified adolescence.
Aneurin Bevan
(1897 – 1960) Welsh labor leader & politician
Insults
About Winston Churchill
The English never smash in a face; they merely refrain from asking it to dinner.
Margaret Halsey
(1910 – 1997) American writer
England
Food/Drink
Insults
Places
Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot but look at him now! – alcoholic and a racist!
Frankie Boyle
(1972 – ) Scottish comedian
Insults
People
Mel Gibson
She looks like she combs her hair with an eggbeater.
Louella Parsons
(1881 – 1972) American gossip columnist
Appearance
Insults
About Joan Collins
Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands – and all you can do is scratch it.
Thomas Beecham
(1879 – 1961) English conductor
Entertainment
Insults
Music
To a woman cellist
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