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He has sat on the fence so long that the iron has entered his soul.

David Lloyd George

(1863 – 1945) British politician & statesman

Insults

He is a modest little man who has a good deal to be modest about.

Winston Churchill

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

Characteristics Insults Opinion About Clement Attlee Modesty

I don’t hate you… I just don’t like that you exist.

Gena Showalter

(1975 – ) American author

Insults From “Seduce the Darkness”

The next time anyone asks you ‘What is Bertrand Russell’s Philosophy?’ the correct answer is ‘What year please?’

Sydney Hook

(1902 – 1989) American philosopher

Insults On Bertrand Russell

An acquaintance, describing an unpopular man: He's his own worst enemy.

Adams: Not while I'm around.

Franklin Adams

(1881 – 1960) American columnist

Insults

Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?

Anonymous

Insults Intelligence

He’s so old his social security number is two digits.

Brian Morgan

Age Insults Old

The 't' is silent, as in Harlow.

Margot Asquith

(1864 –1945) Anglo-Scottish socialite, author & wit

Insults Correcting Jean Harlow's pronunciation of Margot Harlot

His style has the desperate jauntiness of an orchestra fiddling away for dear life on a sinking ship.

Edmund Wilson

(1895 – 1972) writer and literary & social critic

Insults About Evelyn Waugh

[He looks like] an explosion in a pubic hair factory.

Jonathan Miller

(1934 – ) British theater director, author, humorist & medical doctor

Insults Of Paul Johnson

Listening to the Fifth Symphony of Ralph Vaughan Williams is like staring at a cow for forty-five minutes.

Aaron Copland

(1900 – 1990) classical composer, teacher, writer & conductor

Entertainment Insults Music Boredom On composer Ralph Vaughan Williams

Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?

Groucho Marx

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Insults TV/Movie Quotes As Professor Wagstaff in “Horse Feathers”

The triumph of sugar over diabetes.

George Jean Nathan

(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor

Communication Insults Reading/Writing About writer J. M. Barrie Criticism

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination.

Irving Layton

(1912 – 2006) Romanian-born Canadian writer

Canada Insults Pierre Trudeau

A wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits.

Alexander Pope

(1688 – 1744) English poet

Insults Intelligence

He writes his plays for the ages – the ages between five and twelve.

George Jean Nathan

(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor

Insults Reviews/Criticism About George Bernard Shaw

He would kill his own mother just so that he could use her skin to make a drum to beat his own praises.

Margot Asquith

(1864 –1945) Anglo-Scottish socialite, author & wit

Characteristics Insults Mothers About Winston Churchill Conceit

An empty cab drove up and Sarah Bernhardt got out.

Arthur ‘Bugs’ Baer

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

Insults Sarah Bernhardt

Waldo is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

‘Saki’ H.H. Munro

(1870 – 1916) British writer

Death Insults On Ralph Waldo Emerson

A sophisticated rhetorician, inebriated with the exuberance of his own verbosity.

Benjamin Disraeli

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author

Communication Insults Speech On William Gladstone

Ambassador Trentino: I didn’t come here to be insulted!
Rufus T. Firefly: That’s what you think!