Subject: Intelligence

Reconsider: To seek a justification for a decision already made.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

He was born stupid, and greatly increased his birthright.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician

He is so stupid… it takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

It’s difficult to remember when you haven’t played it before.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.

(1918 – 1996) U.S. vice president & politician

I think the Japanese are smart people – stereotypically so.

(1982 – ) American stand-up comedian

Humankind cannot stand very much reality.

(1888 – 1965) British (US-born) critic, dramatist & poet

Creditors have better memories than debtors.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.

(1937 – ) British playwright & screenwriter

I’ve developed a new philosophy… I’m only going to dread one day at a time.

cartoon character, Peanuts, Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000) cartoonist

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals; she thought we just fought in world war eleven.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

She is so stupid… she took a blood test and failed.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)

A fool and his money is a friend indeed.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice… prepare to die.

Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author