Subject: Intelligence

His speeches left the impression of an army of pompous phrases moving over the landscape in search of an idea.

(1863 – 1941) U.S. senator (California) & U.S. Secretary of the Treasury

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

The thing about crazy people; they don’t know they are crazy, that’s what make them crazy.Crazy people

(1977 – ) Australian comedian

Intelligent people make many mistakes because they cannot believe the world is really as foolish as it is.

(1741 – 1794) French writer

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

An original idea can never emerge from committee in the original.

I don’t know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan’s Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

Comparing information and knowledge is like asking whether the fatness of a pig is more or less green than the designated hitter rule.

(1948 – ) American writer & mathematician

The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.

(1942 – ) English physicist

Right now I feel that I’ve got my feet on the ground as far as my head is concerned.

professional baseball player

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

That's why we in shock as a country 'cause we went from a president that would make up words to a president that make us look up the words when he talk.

(1971 – ) American comedian & actress

Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb about.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?

While he was not as dumb as an ox, he was not any smarter either.

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body; then I realized who was telling me this.

(1956 – ) American comedian

I had to go back to New York recently for a family reunion… I walk in there, I look at everyone, and I think: 'I'm getting my tubes tied; that's it; the tree ends here.'

American stand-up comedian, television writer & actor

One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

You ever drive around with an old person who knows where everything didn't used to be?

American stand-up comedian

Some people are widely read – I'm thinly read.

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor

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