Subject: Intelligence

I think the world is run by C students.

(1928 – 2001) American basketball coach

If you talk about yourself, he’ll think you’re boring; if you talk about others, he’ll think you’re a gossip; if you talk about him, he’ll think you’re a brilliant conversationalist.

She has breasts of granite and a mind like a Gruyere cheese.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer

It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

There are three side effects of acid; enhanced long term memory, decreased short term memory… and I forget the third.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

How many fools does it take to make up a public?

(1741 – 1794) French writer

A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea.

A situation in which a desired outcome or solution is impossible to attain because of a set of inherently illogical rules.

Perhaps imagination is only intelligence having fun.

(1948 – ) American book critic

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice… prepare to die.

The trouble with ignorance is that it picks up confidence as it goes along.

What some people lack in intelligence, they more than make up for stupidity.

I've been doing some extremely abstract paintings… no paint, no canvas; I just think about it.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Information travels more surely to those with a lesser need to know.

… New Jersey?

(1973 – ) American actress

There are more acres of forestland in America today than when Columbus discovered the continent in 1492.

(1951 – ) American conservative radio talk-show host

Stupidity got us into this mess, and stupidity will get us out.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

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