Subject: Intelligence » Fools (Page 2)

April 1: The day we are reminded of what we are the other 364.

Definitions Fools Intelligence

Circus: A place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Animals Communication Definitions Fools Language People

In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Beliefs Education Fools God Insults Intelligence

The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be delayed in the post long enough for you to make a fool of yourself in person.

Fools Love Murphy’s Laws

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Fools Intelligence People

The fools in this world make about as much trouble as the wicked do.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
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There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)
Fools Intelligence Stupidity

The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
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Fools rush in… and get the best seats.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
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Get the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor
Elections/Voting Fools Intelligence Politics

I prefer rogues to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.

(1824 – 1895) French writer
Characteristics Fools Intelligence

A fool and his money is a friend indeed.

Fools Friends Intelligence Money People

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

Communication Fools Intelligence Proverbs Speech

A fool and his money are soon elected.

Elections/Voting Fools Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.

(427 BC – 347 BC) Greek author & philosopher
Communication Fools Intelligence Speech Wisdom

He’s a fool that makes his doctor his heir.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
Doctors Fools Health Intelligence

It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Fools Intelligence Time Wisdom

I suffer fools gladly because I am one of them.

(1921 – 2001) Welsh comedian & singer
Fools Intelligence People Self

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Fools Intelligence

You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Fools Husbands Intelligence Marriage Wives

How many fools does it take to make up a public?

(1741 – 1794) French writer
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