Subject: Intelligence » Fools (Page 4)

Nature never makes any blunders, when she makes a fool she means it.

(1772 – 1851) American Presbyterian theologian & professor

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain… and most fools do.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody.

(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician

Fools rush in and get the best seats.

A learned blockhead is a greater blockhead than an ignorant one.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

April 1: The day we are reminded of what we are the other 364.

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.

(427 BC – 347 BC) Greek author & philosopher

A fool and his money are soon partying.

When arguing with a stupid person, be sure he isn’t doing the same thing.

There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

It ain’t what a man don’t know that makes him a fool, but what he does know that ain’t so.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

Couldn’t find his rear with his hands in his back pockets

Never argue with a fool… people might not know the difference.

Fools rush in… and get the best seats.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

He’s a fool that makes his doctor his heir.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

There are more fools than wise men, and even in a wise man there is more folly than wisdom.

(1741 – 1794) French writer

As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.

(1667 – 1745) Irish satirist & essayist

Little things affect little minds.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author