Subject: Intelligence » Fools (Page 5)

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

A fool and his money is a friend indeed.

The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be delayed in the post long enough for you to make a fool of yourself in person.

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody.

(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician

How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Intimacy: A relation into which fools are providentially drawn for their mutual destruction.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Ninety-nine per cent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of us are in great danger of contagion.

(1897 – 1975) American author & playwright

I suffer fools gladly because I am one of them.

(1921 – 2001) Welsh comedian & singer

So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.

(1956 – ) American comedian

The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Great spirits often meet violent opposition with mediocre minds.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

April 1: The day we are reminded of what we are the other 364.

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

A fool and his money are soon elected.

You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

A fishing rod is a stick with a worm at one end and a fool at the other.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer

The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

I suffer fools gladly because I am one of them.

(1921 – 2001) Welsh comedian & singer