Subject: Intelligence » Mind (Page 2)

You have only two hemispheres in your brain – a left and a right side. The left side controls the right side of your body and the right controls the left half. It's a fact. Therefore, left-handers are the only people in their right minds.

American baseball pitcher

If most people said what’s on their minds, they’d be speechless.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

What a waste it is to lose one's mind; or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process.

(1853 – 1890) Dutch painter

What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?

(1929 – ) American writer

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out.

(1891 – 1968) American publisher of The New York Times

His mind is so open – so open that ideas simply pass through it.

(1846 – 1924) British idealist philosopher

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older; what they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it much.


He] had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo.

(1948 – ) English novelist

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Accident: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.

Pain: An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

I told her the thing I loved most about her was her mind… because that's what told her to get into bed with me naked.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

I am in the prime of senility.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor