Subject: Intelligence (Page 3)

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes it's partner in crime.

(1913 – 1983) journalist & author

I recognize my limits, but when I look around I realize I am not living exactly in a world of giants.

(1919 – ) Italian Prime Minister

Don't worry about people stealing an idea; if it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats.

(1900 – 1973) computer pioneer

The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Dan Quayle is more stupid than Ronald Reagan put together.

(1954 – ) cartoonist, screenwriter, producer & creator of The Simpsons

On the TV screen, pure drivel tends to drive off ordinary drivel.

The less you know about an opportunity, the more attractive it is.

 Statistics always remind me of the fellow who drowned in a river where the average depth was only three feet.

college football coach

A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.

(1898 – 1971) American humorist

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

Every day I add to the list of things I refuse to discuss; the wiser the man, the longer the list.

(1741 – 1794) French writer

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child; just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.

(1932 – 2009) author, poet & critic

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

(1940 – 1993) composer, guitarist, record producer & film director

Decisions are justified by the benefits to the organization, but they are made by considering the benefits to the decision-makers.

Your head is as empty as a hermit's address book.

(1955 – ) English actor

It is best to read the weather forecast before we pray for rain.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Public opinion reigns in society because stupidity reigns amongst the stupid.

(1741 – 1794) French writer

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.

(1930 – ) American baseball player

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

(1920 – 1985 Russian-born American actor of stage & film

I have always had a bad memory, as far back as I can remember.