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Subject:
Intelligence
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The head never rules the heart, but just becomes it's partner in crime.
Mignon McLaughlin
(1913 – 1983) journalist & author
Emotions
Intelligence
Head
Heart
I recognize my limits, but when I look around I realize I am not living exactly in a world of giants.
Giulio Andreotti
(1919 – ) Italian Prime Minister
Characteristics
Intelligence
Don't worry about people stealing an idea; if it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats.
Howard Hathaway Aiken
(1900 – 1973) computer pioneer
Ideas
Intelligence
The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Happiness
Intelligence
Money
Poverty
Wealth
Convictions
Foolish
Dan Quayle is more stupid than Ronald Reagan put together.
Matt Groening
(1954 – ) cartoonist, screenwriter, producer & creator of
The Simpsons
Insults
Intelligence
Dan Quayle
Ronald Reagan
On the TV screen, pure drivel tends to drive off ordinary drivel.
Kitman's Law
Communication
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Speech
Television
Drivel
The less you know about an opportunity, the more attractive it is.
Bishop’s Law
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Opportunity
Sidney Gross
Statistics always remind me of the fellow who drowned in a river where the average depth was only three feet.
Woody Hayes
college football coach
Facts
Intelligence
Sports
Statistics
A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
H.L. Mencken
(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Fools
Marriage
Men
Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.
Bennett Cerf
(1898 – 1971) American humorist
Intelligence
Stupidity
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Robert Benchley
(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
Communication
Fools
Intelligence
Quotes
Every day I add to the list of things I refuse to discuss; the wiser the man, the longer the list.
Nicolas Chamfort
(1741 – 1794) French writer
Communication
Ideas
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child; just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
John Updike
(1932 – 2009) author, poet & critic
Golf
Honesty
Insults
Intelligence
Sports
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
Frank Zappa
(1940 – 1993) composer, guitarist, record producer & film director
Intelligence
Stupidity
Decisions are justified by the benefits to the organization, but they are made by considering the benefits to the decision-makers.
Third Law of Decision Making
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
People
Benefits
Decisions
Organization
Your head is as empty as a hermit's address book.
Rowan Atkinson
(1955 – ) English actor
Intelligence
Stupidity
It is best to read the weather forecast before we pray for rain.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Communication
Intelligence
Science/Weather
Rain
Public opinion reigns in society because stupidity reigns amongst the stupid.
Nicolas Chamfort
(1741 – 1794) French writer
Beliefs
Stupidity
Public opinion
Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.
Vernon Law
(1930 – ) American baseball player
Education
Intelligence
Experience
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
Yul Brynner
(1920 – 1985 Russian-born American actor of stage & film
Girls
Intelligence
People
Women
I have always had a bad memory, as far back as I can remember.
Lewis Thomas
Intelligence
Memory
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