Subject: Intelligence » Stupidity

Consistence requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.

1865 – 1959) American art historian

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

(1934 – ) writer & editor

The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.

(1898 – 1971) American humorist

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

I would have made a good Pope.

(1913 – 1994) 37th U.S. president

In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician

He is so stupid… it takes him an hour to cook Minute Rice.

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.

(1872 – 1970) British philosopher, mathematician, historian & social critic

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

He is so stupid… mind readers charge him half price.

Too slow to keep worms in a tin.

Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate.

(1948 – ) English novelist

To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist

If you make something idiot-proof, the world will create a better idiot.

To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.

(1821 – 1880) French novelist

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
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