Subject: Intelligence » Stupidity

She is so stupid… when you said it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl.

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.

(1887 – 1964) English biographer, critic, novelist & poet

The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.

(1951 – ) American conservative radio talk-show host

You must have taken great pains, sir; you could not naturally have been so very stupid.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer

A movie is never any better than the stupidest man connected with it.

(1894 – 1964) American screenwriter, director, producer, playwright & novelist

Go back to what our founders and our founding documents meant – they’re quite clear –- that we would create law based on the God of the Bible and the Ten Commandments.

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author

I was at a party a couple of weeks ago, talking to this guy about the Gaza Strip; he thought it was the adhesive side of a maxi pad.

(1961 – ) comedian, writer, radio & television personality & blogger

Stupidity, if left untreated, is self-correcting.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

Couldn't scratch his ass if he had a tiger in both hands.

A little learning is a dangerous thing but a lot of ignorance is just as bad.

(1947 – ) radio broadcaster & host

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe; I dispute that… I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.

(1940 – 1993) composer, guitarist, record producer & film director

Public opinion reigns in society because stupidity reigns amongst the stupid.

(1741 – 1794) French writer

Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.

(1898 – 1971) American humorist

He is so stupid… he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

You might be a redneck if… your family always goes to the movies in groups of 18 or more 'cause they were told 17 and under are not admitted.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)

In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

(1913 – 1983) journalist & author
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