Subject: Intelligence » Stupidity

I'd rather be rich than stupid.

He is so stupid… mind readers charge him half price.

In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician

He couldn’t grow pole beans in a pile of horse shit.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

I would have made a good Pope.

(1913 – 1994) 37th U.S. president

To all you hunters who kill animals for food, shame on you; you ought to go to the store and buy the meat that was made there, where no animals were harmed.

To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

Some people fish in the Sea of Life without bait.

You can't fix stupid; there’s not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

(1956 – ) American stand-up comedian

There are more acres of forestland in America today than when Columbus discovered the continent in 1492.

(1951 – ) American conservative radio talk-show host

You must have taken great pains, sir; you could not naturally have been so very stupid.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer

She is so stupid… she took a blood test and failed.

You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers.

(1961 – ) American actor, director, producer & screenwriter

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages; so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

(1948 – ) English novelist

Stupidity, if left untreated, is self-correcting.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

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