Subject: Intelligence » Stupidity

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Exercise freaks… are the ones putting stress on the health care system.

(1951 – ) American conservative radio talk-show host

She is so stupid… she took a blood test and failed.

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

(1948 – ) English novelist

I tell you boy, the wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.

(1962 – ) American ventriloquist & stand-up comedian

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb about.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb; to be a back, you only have to be dumb.

(1888 – 1931) American football player & coach

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)

The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

Couldn't scratch his ass if he had a tiger in both hands.

Your head is as empty as a hermit's address book.

(1955 – ) English actor

It’s easy to smile when you have a squirrel’s intellect.

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer

The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.

(1951 – ) American conservative radio talk-show host

Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

Too slow to keep worms in a tin.

That kid's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

(1940 – 1993) composer, guitarist, record producer & film director

You must have taken great pains, sir; you could not naturally have been so very stupid.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer

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