Subject: Intelligence » Stupidity

Stupidity, if left untreated, is self-correcting.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains.

(1969 – ) U.S. Representative (Delaware)

He is so dumb, blondes tell jokes about him.

He ain’t got enough sense to poor piss out of a boot.

Couldn’t find his rear with his hands in his back pockets

Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.

(1898 – 1971) American humorist

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.

(1887 – 1964) English biographer, critic, novelist & poet

You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers.

(1961 – ) American actor, director, producer & screenwriter

To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.

(1821 – 1880) French novelist

Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb about.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

He is so dumb… his dog teaches him tricks.

While he was not as dumb as an ox, he was not any smarter either.

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist

He couldn’t find his ass with a flashlight and a roadmap.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

It’s easy to identify people who can’t count to ten; they’re in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

She is so stupid… she stared at an orange juice carton for twenty minutes because the label said "concentrate."

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.

(1951 – ) American conservative radio talk-show host

Some people fish in the Sea of Life without bait.

It would be possible to say without exaggeration that the miners’ leaders were the stupidest men in England if we had not frequent occasion to meet the owners.

(1872 – 1930) British statesman, politician & lawyer

When stupidity is a sufficient explanation, there is no need to have recourse to any other.

Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician
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