Subject: Intelligence » Stupidity

My father was stupid; he worked in a bank and they caught him stealing pens.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

I come from a stupid family… during the Civil War my great uncle fought for the west!

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

Stupidity got us into this mess, and stupidity will get us out.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

I would have made a good Pope.

(1913 – 1994) 37th U.S. president

It [feminism] is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

(1930 – ) American Southern Baptist minister, executive & media mogul

His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there’s scarcely a hole in it anywhere.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains.

(1969 – ) U.S. Representative (Delaware)

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

A movie is never any better than the stupidest man connected with it.

(1894 – 1964) American screenwriter, director, producer, playwright & novelist

You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers.

(1961 – ) American actor, director, producer & screenwriter

It’s easy to smile when you have a squirrel’s intellect.

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer

Can't find his ass with two hands and a flashlight

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)

That kid's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)

He ain’t got enough sense to poor piss out of a boot.

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.

(1951 – ) American conservative radio talk-show host

Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician

Stupidity, if left untreated, is self-correcting.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

I'd rather be rich than stupid.

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

(1934 – ) writer & editor

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