Subject: Intelligence » Stupidity (Page 5)

American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains.

(1969 – ) U.S. Representative (Delaware)

Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

(1806-1873) British philosopher

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

He couldn’t grow pole beans in a pile of horse shit.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

(1913 – 1983) journalist & author

He ain’t got enough sense to poor piss out of a boot.

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.


You must have taken great pains, sir; you could not naturally have been so very stupid.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

A little learning is a dangerous thing but a lot of ignorance is just as bad.

(1947 – ) radio broadcaster & host

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.

(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist

To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist

Couldn't scratch his ass if he had a tiger in both hands.

He is so stupid… he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

I'd rather be rich than stupid.

Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician

He is so stupid… it takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.