Subject: Intelligence » Thinking

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Always assume that your assumption is invalid.

We often think the way Gracie talks, but we pride ourselves that we never talk the way Gracie thinks.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

Reconsider: To seek a justification for a decision already made.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Think?… how the hell are you gonna think and hit at the same time?

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

People who don’t think probably don’t have brains; rather, they have gray fluff that’s blown into their heads by mistake.

fictional character from the book series by A. A. Milne

If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.

(1908 – 1973) 36th U.S. president

Alex Rieger: It’s so quiet up here you can hear yourself think.

Jim: I don’t hear anything.

(1938 – ) American actor

I've been doing some extremely abstract paintings… no paint, no canvas; I just think about it.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Finally, a guy who says what people who aren’t thinking are thinking.

(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian

A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.

(1842 – 1910) American philosopher & psychologist

An Englishmen thinks seated; a Frenchmen standing; an American pacing, an Irishman, afterwards.

(1858 – 1932) American physicist, physician & humorist

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is the probable reason why so few engage in it.

(1863 – 1947) automobile industrialist

A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.

Thoughts left unsaid are never wasted.

(1875 – 1957) stockbroker & man of letters

These guys from the nation's capital… now they do a lot of thinking.

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

A lot of things run through your head when you're going in to relieve in a tight spot. One of them was, "Should I spike myself?"

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

The bulk of mankind is as well equipped for flying as thinking.

(1667 – 1745) Irish satirist & essayist

Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

When someone you greatly admire and respect appears to be thinking deep thoughts, they are probably thinking about lunch.

Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

fictional character from the book series by A. A. Milne