Subject: Death » Last words

Last words:

Humorous, ironic, satirical or just plain odd last words

Don't pull down the blinds. I feel fine. I want the sunlight to greet me!

(1895 – 1926) Italian actor & early pop icon

God will forgive me. It is his profession.

(1797 – 1856) German critic & poet

You know, I don't mind dying. The thing that pisses me off is that I won't get to be an old man. I was looking forward to that.

(1928 – 1994) American actor

I am just going outside. I may be some time.

(1880 – 1912) English Antarctic explorer

It has all been very interesting.

(1689 – 1762) English aristocrat & writer

Leave the shower curtain on the inside of the tub.

(1887 – 1979) American businessman & founder of the Hilton Hotels

You guys doin' that right?

(1953 – 2005) American co-founder of the Crips, a notorious street gang, convicted robber & murderer

Relax… this won't hurt.

(1937 – 2005) journalist & author

I leave life so that I can walk into history.

(1882 – 1954) Brazilian dictator & democratically elected President

I want nothing but death.

(1775 – 1817) English novelist

I'd rather be fishing.

(c.1962 – 1987) American convicted murderer

Yes, it's tough, but not as tough as doing comedy.

(1877 – 1959) English theatre & film actor

Now comes the mystery.

(1813 – 1887) American clergyman, social reformer & abolitionist

Take away those pillows. I shall need them no more.

(1832 – 1898) English author, mathematician, logician & photographer

Sorry for saying f**k.

1941 – 1989) English comedian, physician, writer & actor (Monty Python)

Now why did I do that?

(1728 – 1795) British Army commander

Where is my clock?

(1904 – 1989) Spanish surrealist painter

Everything is an illusion.

(1876 – 1917) Dutch exotic dancer, courtesan & accused spy

I'll sleep well tonight.

(1863 – 1947) automobile industrialist

Don't make a mess of it – shoot straight, you bastards.

(1864 – 1902) Anglo-Australian drover, horseman, poet & soldier

Let's be wild tonight.

(1920 – 1939) Finnish actress
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