Subject: Death » Last words

Last words:

Humorous, ironic, satirical or just plain odd last words

I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record.

(1914 – 1953) Welsh-born poet & writer

Okay, I won’t.

(1935 – 1977) American singer

I leave life so that I can walk into history.

(1882 – 1954) Brazilian dictator & democratically elected President

… and now for a final word from our sponsor…

(? – 2000) television writer (Days of Our Lives)

Can this last long?

(1650 – 1702) Dutch ruler over England & Ireland & Scotland

I feel sleepy, a short time of rest would do me good.

(1746 – 1792) King of Sweden

No, but comfortable enough to die.

(1717 – 1780) Empress of Austria & Hungary

I don't believe that I'm going to be able to speak any longer.

(1881 – 1965) American Major League Baseball executive

One never knows the ending. One has to die to know exactly what happens after death… although Catholics have their hopes.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Leave the shower curtain on the inside of the tub.

(1887 – 1979) American businessman & founder of the Hilton Hotels

It has all been very interesting.

(1689 – 1762) English aristocrat & writer

No comment.

(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist

You got me.

(1903 – 1934) American bank robber & convicted murderer

It is nothing… it is nothing…

(1863 – 1914) Archduke of Austria

Walter Pidgeon

William Henry Pratt (1887 – 1969) English actor

Yes, it's tough, but not as tough as doing comedy.

(1877 – 1959) English theatre & film actor

Don't pull down the blinds. I feel fine. I want the sunlight to greet me!

(1895 – 1926) Italian actor & early pop icon

No! I didn't come here to make a speech. I came here to die.

Cherokee Bill (1876 – 1896) American convicted murderer & outlaw

You guys doin' that right?

(1953 – 2005) American co-founder of the Crips, a notorious street gang, convicted robber & murderer

Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you're fooling about!

(1891 – 1930) American serial killer, arsonist & burglar

Take away those pillows. I shall need them no more.

(1832 – 1898) English author, mathematician, logician & photographer













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