Subject: Death » Last words

Last words:

Humorous, ironic, satirical or just plain odd last words

Take me home. I was born in the South and I wish to die and be buried in the South.

(1856 – 1915) African-American educator, author & political leader

Am I dying, or is this my birthday?

(1879 – 1964) British politician

Give me coffee, I'm going to write.

(1865 – 1918) Brazilian poet, journalist & translator

I'm sorry, boys, I’m all wet.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)

This is too tight.

(1823 – 1865) Swiss-born Confederate officer in the American Civil War

All my possessions for a moment of time.

(1533 – 1603) Queen of England & Ireland

Tell the boys I'm coming home.

(1901 – 1934) American burglar & bank robber

Yes… a bullet-proof vest

(1910 – 1960) American robber & convicted murderer

You guys doin' that right?

(1953 – 2005) American co-founder of the Crips, a notorious street gang, convicted robber & murderer

Walter Pidgeon

William Henry Pratt (1887 – 1969) English actor

Do not hack me as you did my Lord Russell.

(1649 – 1685) English nobleman

Now I can cross the Shifting Sands.

(1856 – 1919) American author including (The Wonderful Wizard of Oz)

Applaud, my friends, the comedy is finished.

(1770 – 1827) German composer & pianist

Sergeant, the Spanish bullet isn't made that will kill me.

(1860 – 1898) American soldier with the Rough Riders, sheriff, newspaper editor, politician, gambler & lawyer

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either they go or I do.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

I have to set my pillows one more night… when will this end already?

(1783 – 1859) American author, essayist, biographer & historian

I shall look forward to a pleasant time.

(1737 – 1793) American merchant, statesman & patriot of the Revolution

Only you have ever understood me… and you got it wrong.

(1770 – 1831) German philosopher

Sorry for saying f**k.

1941 – 1989) English comedian, physician, writer & actor (Monty Python)

Wait a second.

(1721 – 1764) member of the French court & mistress of Louis XV

Everything is an illusion.

(1876 – 1917) Dutch exotic dancer, courtesan & accused spy

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