Subject: Death » Last words (Page 4)

Home to the palace to die.

(1818 – 1881) Emperor of the Russian Empire

I am about to – or I am going to – die: either expression is correct.

(1628 – 1702) French grammarian

Never drive at night.

(1834 - 1902) American manufacturer

Everything is an illusion.

(1876 – 1917) Dutch exotic dancer, courtesan & accused spy

I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record.

(1914 – 1953) Welsh-born poet & writer

Gentlemen, I bid you farewell.


Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!

(1818 – 1883) German philosopher, economist, sociologist & socialist

I am starting to believe you are not intending to count me amongst your friends.

(1879 – 1936) Spanish comic playwright

And always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said, “A truck!”

(1956 – ) American comedian

I shall look forward to a pleasant time.

(1737 – 1793) American merchant, statesman & patriot of the Revolution

I am dying. Please… bring me a toothpick.

(1873 – 1907) French writer

I leave life so that I can walk into history.

(1882 – 1954) Brazilian dictator & democratically elected President

Take away those pillows. I shall need them no more.

(1832 – 1898) English author, mathematician, logician & photographer

Do not hack me as you did my Lord Russell.

(1649 – 1685) English nobleman

God I'm bored.

(1885 – 1960) Lebanonese explorer, writer & British intelligence officer

Every damn fool thing you do in this life you pay for.

(1915 – 1963) French singer & cultural icon

Why should I talk to you? I've just been talking with your boss.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

God will forgive me. It is his profession.

(1797 – 1856) German critic & poet

Are you happy?  I'm happy.

(1879 – 1959) American actress

You guys doin' that right?

(1953 – 2005) American co-founder of the Crips, a notorious street gang, convicted robber & murderer

Mozart! Mozart!

(1860 – 1911) Austrian composer