Subject: Death » Last words

Last words:

Humorous, ironic, satirical or just plain odd last words

I'm tired of fighting! I guess this thing is going to get me.

born Erik Weisz (1874 – 1926) Hungarian-born American magician, stunt performer & escape artist

I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it.

(1909 – 1959) Australian-born American actor

The play is over, applaud!

(63 BC – 14 AD) first emperor of the Roman Empire

Now comes the mystery.

(1813 – 1887) American clergyman, social reformer & abolitionist

Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow.

(1955 –2011) business magnate, co-founder & CEO of Apple

Gents, this is an educational project. You are about to witness the damaging effect electricity has on Wood.

(? – 1963) convicted murderer

I'm sorry, boys, I’m all wet.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)

Born in a hotel room, and Goddammit, died in one!

(1888 – 1953) American playwright

Every damn fool thing you do in this life you pay for.

(1915 – 1963) French singer & cultural icon

This is how you die.

(1883 – 1971) French fashion designer & founder of the Chanel brand

I'd rather be fishing.

(c.1962 – 1987) American convicted murderer

Don't be in such a hurry.

(1915 – 1959) American jazz singer & songwriter

A dying man can do nothing easily.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

I shall look forward to a pleasant time.

(1737 – 1793) American merchant, statesman & patriot of the Revolution

It is hovering and it's not an aircraft.

(c.1958 – presumed dead in 1978 ) Australian pilot

This is funny.

(1851 – 1887) American gambler, gunfighter & dentist of the American old west

I am going.

(1899 – 1982) King of Swaziland

That picture is awful dusty.

(1847 – 1882) American outlaw, bank robber & convicted murderer

Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose.

(1755 – 1793) Archduchess of Austria & the Queen of France

Take me home. I was born in the South and I wish to die and be buried in the South.

(1856 – 1915) African-American educator, author & political leader

Bless you, Sister.  May all your sons be bishops.

(1923 – 1964) Irish poet, short story writer, novelist & playwright