Subject: Life

Life is a game, the object of which is to discover the object of the game.

Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Remember you are just an extra in everyone else’s play.

(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need money the most, are the very ones who never have it.

(1867 – 1936) author & humorist

God always has another custard pie up His sleeve.

(1943 – 2010) English actress

Never do anything you wouldn’t get caught dead doing.

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

I like life… it's something to do.

comedian

Life’s all about ass – covering it, kicking it, kissing it or trying to get it.

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

(1950 – ) American cartoonist Cathy

I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.

(1916 – 1997) newspaper journalist

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

There are moments when everything goes well, but don’t be frightened.

(1864 – 1910) French author

I wanna live ’til I die, no more, no less.

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor

You haven’t lived until you’ve died in California.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor

Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

Some mornings, it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

(1956 – ) American comedian

Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.

(1978 – ) American writer













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