Subject: Life

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Reality continues to ruin my life.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)

To better understand why you need a personal computer, let’s take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

Life can be a bitch so at least try not to fall in love with one.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me, “Maybe life isn’t for everyone.”

(1940 – ) American basketball coach

Puberty is a phase… fifteen years of rejection is a lifestyle.

stand-up comedian

I think I am, therefore I am… I think.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

(1894 – 1962) poet

When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed.

(1969 – ) American actress, film director & producer

One meets his destiny often in the road he takes to avoid it.

Life’s too short for chess.

(1834 - 1884) - American born British dramatist & actor

Life: A continuous series of disasters which result in one’s death.

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

There ought to be a better way of starting the day than having to get up.

(1907 – 1987) journalist & columnist

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer

I read somewhere that 26 is too old to still live with your parents; it was on a note, in my room.


Living well is the best revenge.

writer, humorist, columnist & speaker

Life is not for everyone.

(1940 – 1994) American writer & performer

A solved problem creates two new problems, and the best prescription for happy living is not to solve any more problems than you have to.

(1925 – ) columnist & journalist

Remember you are just an extra in everyone else’s play.

(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president
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