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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 2)
Wake up from your
fiestas!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Siestas
Weekly
filibooster
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Filibuster
Men gets these here, waddya call,
surges,
where the
chromostones
are burlin’ over.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Chromosomes
Urges
Raise him a
Luferan
if you want, raise him a
Norman
with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day
Adventurer
…
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Religion
Adventist
Lutheran
Mormon
She takes everything I say out of
contest.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Communication
Malaprops
Context
The titles are listed on the movie theater marquis.
Anonymous
Entertainment
Malaprops
Marquee
I wasn’t under the
impersonation
you meant me.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops
Impression
Rackwell Walsh
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Raquel Welsh
I got a
unanimous
letter
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Anonymous
That’s it! I can't take this anymore! … This is worse than Chinese
Waiter
Torture.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Probably a torn
filament
right there in the kneecap.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Ligament
I won’t miss it one
aorta!
Anonymous
Malaprops
Iota
It's got lots of installation.
Anonymous
Appearance
Clothing
Malaprops
Describing a new coat
Insulation
Doctors told me that if my uncle had lived, he most likely would have been a
vegetarian.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Vegetable
low-lying
fruit
Malaprop
Malaprops
Low hanging fruit
Now I too can soar with the
beagle.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Eagle
The defense
breasts.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Rests
comedian
Flop
Wilson
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Flip
… buy one of them battery operated
transvestite
radios.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Transistor
We hold these
semi-animal
meetings.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Semi- annual
This makes me so sore it gets my
dandruff
up.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Anger
Malaprops
Dander
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